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webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:20:00 -0400

I know there is an issue in the navigation. Resources, and Interaction both are broken links. As I am not with my laptop right now, I don’t have the chance to fix it, but you can see Resources at http://misterunscripted.com/webmasterresources.php, and Interaction will be up soon! Site of The Month contest to come too!

Also, stay tuned for September’s Spotlight Site!

Life, The Regular

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:13:00 -0400

You never really know where you are headed in life—ever. Even if you are forty five years old in some big corner office in the middle of New York City, relaxing, raking in millions, and wearing designer shoes, a new pair every day. Life could instantly kill you with debt, bring back a lost memory that you didn’t want to remember, or send an illness upon your family that leaves you drained: physically, mentally, emotionally, and financially.

Luckily, I’m not in that situation. For being a teenager just wanting to live life the easiest, I think I’ve got it pretty amazing. Making lots of money daily, weekly, monthly, just for doing what I love. Web designing is what I love, and if you have five clients lined up in one week: you’re on top—I’m at a peak.

If I fall, I will get back up again, I won’t be hurt, I won’t suffer a loss. I’ll merely look up to the positive. I’m going to be somebody.

Anyways, now that my ego has been let out—back to business, or what have you. What does everybody think of the site? I actually love the new look, feel, and overall aspect of the site. It’s no longer just me ranting on about topics that may interest, or bore you. It’s a community website. Stay tuned for a widget that will allow you to post!

Secrets always come in stages for MisterUnscripted.com. Expect big ones this year.

RSS Subscriptions

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:17:00 -0400

I have sent out some special invitations to certain site owners to subscribe to the MisterUnscripted.com RSS Feed via e-mail—you will receive a confirmation e-mail, if you wish to join, just confirm yourself.

Others, please note that an RSS Feed subscription to e-mail is available now at MisterUnscripted.com! Powered by Feedburner, simply use the subscription box on the top of the left hand sidebar, and you will be instantly able to receive all MisterUnscripted.com updates immediately to your e-mail.

Thanks for your continued support, and have a great day!

Status

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:02:15 -0400

I’ll post this once, and never again. Everybody gets hate mail; I don’t pay attention to people like you. You don’t deserve anybody’s time. You put people down because you can’t be brought up. Don’t be sorry—I am.

Status

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:26:00 -0400

Comments work! Thanks for checking back!

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webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:58:55 -0400

Trying to fix the comments issue—bear with me!

Welcome Back!

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:28:30 -0400

Sorry about such a delay, but MisterUnscripted.com is back! Still fixing some bugs, but take a look around!

Trigger

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:43:00 -0400

Written by Susan Vaught, this book tells the story of a teen who is faces life, hospitalization, depression, and anxiety after attempting an unsuccessful suicide. Jersey Hatch, seventeen, spent a full year in hospiral, and then a rehabilitation center, after shooting himself in the head, damaging a part of the brain which now makes it hard for him to function in social situations, and his parents don’t know how to parent, or love: he killed them emotionally. He doesn’t remember why he tried to commit suicide, but with the help of Mama Rush, Jersey is trying to remember, figure himself out, while learning to live again. Discover his story: Trigger.

Creation

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:34:00 -0400

This site is kept up with FanUpdate, with slight modifications to fit the styling that MisterUnscripted.com had prior to the install. Each section of the index page is run by a different category of FanUpdate. The work took a lot of knowledge crunching, brain working, and PHP concepts to understand, and create.

To answer questions: no, I will not help you modify you FanUpdate. Look for tutorials for that, or e-mail the wonderful Jenny who created the CMS. Thank you for visiting.

CuteNews: Division By Zero Fix

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:56:00 -0400

The newest tutorial available at MisterUnscripted.com: CuteNews: Division By Zero Fix! Stay tuned for more CMS tutorials this month!

Site of The Month

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:54:00 -0400

As part of a three year MisterUnscripted.com celebration; for one month only, MisterUnscripted.com will be hosting a Site of The Month competition! Hopefuls can apply on the Site of The Month page, and competitors will be chosen there, than narrowed down by a poll for one week (beginning September 15) to a total of five sites. Then, another poll will last another week (beginning September 22), which will play part in the choosing of the winner of the Site of The Month for September 2008! Apply now!

The Last Canadian

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:51:00 -0400

The President has fled the White House. Now safely concealed in a secret war room—a shelter safe against everything but a direct hit by an atomic bomb, its air thoroughly washed and filtered, its communications systems locally and remotely controlled—the President sat watching his country die.

A virulent and deadly disease had spread across the American continent; homo sapiens had become an endangered species. Gene Arnprior had survived the lethal virus, but could he survive the sinister society it had created?

Citation: PaperJacks Ltd. Hardcover Copy, The Last Canadian: Cover Summary

Hero's Father Arrested

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:49:00 -0400

Hayden Panettiere’s father, Alan, was arrested early Monday, August 11, 2008 morning at the family’s West Hollywood home for felony domestic violence, sheriffs confirm to PEOPLE.

“There was a domestic argument between the mother and father,” Sgt. Scott Wolf of the West Hollywood sheriffs said. “He got upset and struck the mother in the face one or two times on the left cheek which caused some bruising. From what I’m told, he hit her with a closed fist.

“The mother called police shortly before 3 a.m., and Mr. Panettiere was taken into custody,” Sgt. Wolf added. “He’s been cooperative. Earlier, they were at a party and the husband apparently felt disrespected by his wife.”

On Sunday evening, Hayden hosted a benefit for the Whaleman Foundation at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant in Hollywood, also attended by her parents.

Wolf said that Alan Panettiere, 49, who has not yet given deputies his version of events, was arrested on the felony charge instead of a misdemeanor because “there were visible signs of injury” on 52-year-old Lesley Vogel’s face. TMZ.com first reported the incident.

It’s unclear whether either party was intoxicated or if anyone else was home at the time.

Alan Panettiere is currently in custody, pending $50,000 bail.

Citations: People: Hayden Panettiere’s Dad Arrested for Domestic Violence

Into The Wild

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:57:00 -0400

Based on a true story, a young man leaves his middle class existence in pursuit of freedom from relationships and obligation. Giving up his home, family, all possessions but the few he carried on his back and donating all his savings to charity Christopher McCandless (Emile Hirsch) embarks on a journey throughout America. His eventual aim is to travel into Alaska, into the wild, to spend time with nature, with ‘real’ existence, away from the trappings of the modern world. In the 20 months leading up to his Great Alaskan Adventure his travels lead him on a path of self-discovery, to examine and appreciate the world around him and to reflect on and heal from his troubled childhood and parents’ sordid and abusive relationship. When he reaches Alaska he finds he has been insufficiently prepared for the hardships to come. Despite making it through the winter his plan is ill-judged and prepares to return home in spring, only to find the stream he crossed in the snow has become an impassable raging torrent and that he is trapped. With no means of sustaining himself adequately he eventually starves to death in his so sought after isolation. Throughout his epic journey the people he meets both influence and are influenced by the person he is and bring him to the eventual and tragic realisation that: happiness is only real when shared.

MisterUnscripted.com Advisory: Rated R; Coarse Language, Nudity

Citation: IMDb: Into The Wild

Status

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:46:00 -0400

At work, thinking about topics for blogs—basically a day off!

The Taste of Her Cherry Chapstick

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:40:00 -0400

The Billboard Hot 100 place Katy Perry on top for several weeks! She kissed a girl, and the world liked it.

Katy Perry: I Kissed A Girl
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what I’m used to
Just want to try you on
I’m curious, for you,
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
Just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight

I kissed a girl
And I liked it
(I liked it)

No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental game
Just human nature
It’s not what good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
Just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight

I kissed a girl
And I liked it
(I liked it)

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal it’s innocent

I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
Just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight

I kissed a girl
And I liked it
(I liked it)

Citations: The Billboard Hot 100, Let’s Sing It: Lyrics

Jonas Brothers: Burnin' Up The Charts

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:46:00 -0400

The Jonas Brothers have selected Burnin’ Up as the first single from their next album, A Little Bit Longer, due Aug. 12 via Hollywood. The track will be augmented with an action-packed James Bond-esque adventure video, according to the label.

Burnin’ Up, Little Bit Longer and Pushing Me Away were all debuted on the group’s most recent tour. The new album was executive produced by John Fields; some of the recording was done last fall on a Gibson-outfitted tour bus.

The Jonas Brothers are already sizzling with We Rock, the first single from their made-for-Disney Channel movie Camp Rock. The track debuts this week at No. 1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 Singles Sales chart after 11,000 sales in an exclusive Target edition.

The Camp Rock soundtrack is due June 17 via Walt Disney Records, while the movie premieres three days later. Meanwhile, the Jonas Brothers begin their “Burning Up” arena tour July 4 in Toronto with special guest Demi Lovato, who also appears in Camp Rock.

Citations: Billboard: Jonas Brothers Ready To ‘Burn’ Up The Charts

I'm Bo Yo

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:51:00 -0400

This month’s favourite monthly video is I’m Bo Yo, created by Bo Burnham.

Music & Lyrics, by Bo Burnham: Rated 14A; Coarse/Offensive Language, Crude Humour
Now I don’t know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably “tie the knot” in like fifty different ways…
I got a safe full o’ cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl’s like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don’t sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I’ll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You’re a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I’m bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I’ll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don’t need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That’s right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma’am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I’d try to take it home if I knew I’d take it out
But I just don’t know I said I just don’t care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus…

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug’s friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with…

Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don’t feel right then u can write my name

Chorus….

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn’t about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I’m a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Coming Along

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:58:00 -0400

The site is coming along; I have a lot of ideas for content to be featured here, on the homepage: stay tuned!

Grand Reopening!

webmaster@misterunscripted.com (MisterUnscripted.com) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:01:00 -0400

If you’re a wiz, and have accessed this early: the grand reopening is coming! Just stay tuned!